Weird Sex in Japan

The porn industry in Japan is a multi-billion dollar industry that shows no sign of slowing down. Japan is a country where there is some extremely weird shit going on which makes other countries look tame in comparison.

The fucked up thing about Japanese porn is THE CENSOR - it’s illegal to show bush or cock without that damn blurry mosaic. Japanese officials even go to great lengths sorting through foreign imported porn with a black felt pen to make sure no foreign penises make into the Japanese market either. The censor was introduced during the Meiji Era to “protect public morals”, but when WWII was over, it was one of the few laws the Americans decided to keep.

On the other hand, it's totally OK to show someone's anus. Judging from some Japanese films I've seen, it's also totally OK to show extreme gore and violence too. You just can't see some guy's John Thomas or a woman's forest. Pretty stupid, right? Oh, this is just the beginning...

I wouldn't consider the stuff I'm going to explain from here "porn" , but all of it is readily available and can easily be found alongside regular porn and is clearly spank material for somebody out there.

The fist kind I'm going to explain is the "Lolita" or sometimes called "Lolicon" and Junior Idol. There's a slew of these type of books that come out on a weekly basis, usually around 30 bucks a pop. (no pun intended) Softcore child porn was actually legal in Japan until as recently as 1999, when international pressure forced Japan to take action.

Their action?Instead of softcore child porn, the market redirected it’s attention to junior idol photobooks and DVDs. While most junior idols are around the 11-16 age, some such as Nanami or and the recently popular Irie Saaya have started off their modelling career as young as 6. The DVDs and photobooks showcase the young models in a variety of uniforms and swimsuits, some mostly harmless but others can get some pretty racey, but never nude.

In Canada or the U.S. many of these books would be banned immediately without question. But Japan is a country with a serious lolita complex. Things get even weirder within the junior idol collection like the young girls dressing up like cats, playing weird tag games, or acting like babies sucking their thumb. Later in their career, they usually go on to make shitty girlie j-pop music. I think very few get into the porn business, thankfully.

Perhaps it can be argued that the existence of junior idol video material etc. satisfies some people's desires, rather than forcing themselves on real children. Hmmmm, when I think about that really hard, I don't agree. Hentai manga, for example, is commonly read by your average dude on the subway, and raping small girls is a common theme in these comics. Japan has one of the highest child abuse rates in the world, and I think Manga is partly responsible for this. It's really hard to pinpoint one thing that makes Japan such a fucked up culture, but I think the wrong message is Definitely being sent out.

Next up is bestiality porn. This is not really new to Japan, but what's fucked is that it is sold over the counter just like any other porn, where as in Canada or the States, it can only be found in the black market. This is where things get really fucked. It's not just dogs that are getting some action. Eels, worms, frogs, goldfish, sea cucumbers, and even Octopus have their own little niche market cornered. Like the appropriately titled “Morale Lesbian Wriggles and Cumming Octopus Wriggles”

Now HERE's where I draw the line. SCAT VIDEOS. If you don't know what SCAT is, weeeellll, probably you don't want to know and you should skip this paragraph. These are videos in which people perform many different bodily functions on each other, like pissing, shitting, you name it. Then sometimes they chow down on the resulting excrement like it's a birthday BBQ. Again, these videos are right alongside normal porn. I've been to some used CD & DVD shops in Nipponbashi and sometimes they have fliers advertising the shit videos, which any kid could easily come in and pick up. As another interesting sidenote, most "used" shops have normal videos or CD's on display outside the shop, then you go in and there's a very small section of normal family movies, the rest is porn.

If you’re into this weird shit, you'll love Japan. It's a bit much to handle sometimes. I mean, whatever happened normal sex? Like, you know, you get down on your GF or wife, she gets down on you, then you just do the 'ol in-out in-out for 20 or 30 minutes. Missionary, Doggy-Style, sideways, her on top, whatever. Why do people need to shit on each other or get tied up to get off. I dunno, maybe I'm just missing out on all the fun. Anyway, I hope this was informative and entertaining.... Check ya later.

Pandhandling in Japan

Until today, I don't think I've ever seen a panhandler or beggar on the streets in Japan. The picture above is not the guy I saw, I didn't have my camera today.

Anyway, it's just rare to see homeless people in Japan begging. Most of them are too proud to do that. Also, it's not so difficult for homeless people living in a major city like Osaka or Tokyo to get by, because people throw out loads of great stuff every day in this country, so the homeless kind of serve as unpaid recyclers. Many homeless people gather cans, boxes, bottles, etc. to make pocket money, and build houses using stuff people throw out, which is usually good stuff. This is a country where people discard perfectly good electronics just because they want the latest and the greatest. So the homeless benefit from their carelessness and greed.

I'm not trying to say life is easy for homeless people here, that's not the case at all. BUT, many homeless people actually look like they're quite content, they probably became homeless because they didn't want to conform to such a rigid system.

I love Vancouver, but one of the worst things about living there is that there are toooooo many panhandlers. Most of them are either hooked on the booze or the smack, or both. In many cases, they're just lazy fucking punks who don't want to do anything and let society pay their way through life. Homeless people in Japan don't want to bother people or impose on people, so they just leave people alone, and people leave them alone. Also, drugs are not nearly as big of a problem as in Vancouver or NY, for example. Most of the homeless you see in Japan are over 30 at least, many being in their 40's, 50's and 60's. You don't see as many young people on the streets here like you do in Vancouver.

Anyway, I was a bit surprised to see that guy today. As an interesting note, he only had one single 5 yen coin in his hat. Don't know how long he's been sitting there, but it didn't look like he was doing too well.

SABBAT re-issues

I posted this review of "Dreamweaver" back on my TOP 25 Metal Albums of All Time post in February 2006: you can find the full post HERE

"One of the most sadly overlooked metal albums by one of the most sadly overlooked bands ever. I think this is THE BEST metal act to come out of the UK, period. It's a shame that this has never been re-issued , considering all the crap that IS being re-issued (and re-issued again...) that doesn't need to be. How many fucking times has the Motley Crue catalogue been re-issued? Answer: Too many. I'm not pissing on MC, just one example, I actually like the Crue's first 3 albums. Anyway, I digress. This is like taking "LORD OF THE RINGS" and making it into a metal musical. That's the best way I can describe it. Extremely tight songwriting and arrangements, awesome rapid-fire vocals from Martin Walkyier (who's now in another band called SKYCLAD) great sound, great concept (based on the book "The Way of Wryd" by Brian Bates) quite simply a perfect thrash album. Grab it if you can find it."

Well, I am very happy to finally find out that these have been finally re-issued. These are essential for any serious fan of 80's thrash. I picked up "Dreamweaver" but haven't been able to find "History of a Time to Come" yet, which is their first album. In my opinion, Dreamweaver is the better of the 2, but "History of a Time to Come" is not far behind, it basically set the stage for what was to come.

Pretty good re-mastering job on DREAMWEAVER, not drastically different from the original. But it's worth it just for the expanded notes and the 3 bonus live tracks. The only thing I'm not happy with, being the anal graphic designer that I am, is the cover reproduction, it's too dark and the small details are lost. Looks like they scanned the LP cover, took it into Photoshop and put the despeckle effect on it. Too bad there weren't more obscure metal albums coming out with the Japanese paper sleeve treatment. Japan's the only place they can seem to do it right.

Human Lanterns

OVERLOOKED HORROR MOVIES PART 10

It's been awhile since I reviewed anything for my "Overlooked Horror Movies" series, I believe the last one was Monkey Shines, which I reviewed in August last year. Anyway, I'm going to continue the series with this one, directed by the imfamous Shaw Brothers in 1982.

Premise: A rivalry between two renown swordsmen turns deadly when an outcast swordsman turned lantern maker with a score to settle begins kidnapping people close to both of them and using their skin to fashion lanterns.

If you like swordfighting movies mixed with a healthy dose of sickness and gore, check out this film. The movie takes place in the jian hu world of the Chinese knight. Lots of great action as well as some unforgettable horrific and gory imagery. The killer is this fucking freak who wears a skull mask and fur coats and shit. He takes his victims (who are mostly women) to his little underground workshop and then uses a water-powered mill to grind up the bones and the flesh nearby as he ties up his victims and skins them alive for use in making lanterns. This crazy Chinese fucker can leap great distances, run up trees, and maul even the most experienced swordsmen without a scratch. The gore is tame by modern standards, but it's a nicely shot classic with some bizarre imagery that won't leave your mind for a long time afterwards.

Basic Plot: Swordsman Lung (Lau Wing) hires a reclusive craftsman named Chun Fang (Lo Lieh) to make a lantern for him because he wants something really unique and special. Chun agrees to perform the task, but for his own malicious intent. Years earlier, Chun was once a renown swordsman, but he lost a fight with Lung, received a facial scare, and lost the woman he loved to Lung. After hearing a story of human lanterns, he decides to make his own with the skin of the people closest to Lung including his mistress and his wife. Lung also targets the sister of Lung's rival, Tan Fu (Chen Kuan-tai). When people begin to disappear, this causes both men to accuse the other while the local law enforcement officer (Sun Chien) is at a loss for lack of evidence. Their rivalry turns serious when Tan hires a hitman (Lo Meng) to kill Lung. The plan fails and the two square off for a final showdown until the killer appears briefly in his costume and wielding a vicious unarmed kung fu style. Suspecting the lantern maker, Lung goes to investigate his home where the killer waits for him.

Anyone familiar with Shaw Brothers films knows how unique of an atmosphere they create.Swordplay films have been a staple at Shaw Brothers for nearly two decades and filmmakers were likely struggling to come up with new ideas to keep audiences interested at the time Human Lanterns was released. The brothers succeed very well in creating that genuinely creepy atmosphere and psychological horror style that is so unique to Asian cinema. I've only seen a few Shaw Brother's films, but they always manage to have great costumes and sets that are just not of this world, kind of reminding me of Dario Argento sometimes with a huge emphasis on rich colors.

The only thing I didn't like about the film is that it's inconsistency with the horror theme. The opening of the film suggests full on horror, but I think there's too much emphasis on the swordplay and not the horror. Otherwise, the film works well and I would consider it essential viewing for any horror film buff or even Chinese swordplay film buff. Chekka chekka chekka check it out!

Uuuuhhh, yeah... OK...

Who the fuck would want to mess their body up so badly? I mean, hey, fuck, I'm all for expressing yourself, but isn't it a bit hard to eat with a ring going through your fucking mouth? They could tone it down just a bit. I never got into the body mutilating thing, just doesn't seem like an option for me. It kind of limits your career options a tad. Am I shocked? No. Do I think it's stupid.? No, not really, if you want to modify your entire body so that you look like one of Saruman's army, that's your perogative, me just thinks it's too much. ...

Fuck Milk, Got Pot?

This is simply the coolest T-shirt I've seen in quite awhile. I was surfing porn the other day and found the shot of this girl wearing this shirt. Two Thumbs up!!!!!

I was at Fanbi Town with my wife today and saw some weird English T-shirts as usual. I'd really like to know who comes up with this shit. It seems they just randomly pick a bunch of words and phrases and throw everything into a blender, then the out comes the resuling phrase.

Anyway, this is an awesome shirt. Pretty cool looking chick too. Nice Ronnie Milsap glasses by the way.

GOLDEN WEEK

Golden Week, as usual, was nothing particularly special, just the usual drinking, eating, sleeping crap. I had lots of fun playing with my wife's sister's kid, who's 3 now. One day we drove around the mountains on these fucking super narrow roads for about 5 hours, not exactly my idea of fun. I like driving around, but the roads in Okayama are so twisty that one can get carsick pretty easily, plus I'm not big on high places with narrow roads and no guardrail. I don't know what they were thinking when they built those roads. Some of the roads are so narrow, you wouldn't be able to get some European or American cars through. Japanese cars are more built smaller to compensate for these shitty roads.

Anyway, Goldwn Week. What's the point really? It should be called GODDAMN HECTIC WEEK, or STUPID WEEK, because the whole concept of everyone taking the same holiday is absurd, really. Travelling is a big fat pain in the ass because it's crowded and stressful, all the tourist attractions are crowded, so you can't really enjoy yourself at all. We went to Arima Onsen, bt we didn't actually go in to any bath houses because they were too crowded and people were lined up to get in. To boot, GOLDEN WEEK is too damn short, so when it's over you just feel disappointed, like after a long weekend, and tired. Piss on Golden Week and Japan's shit system!!!

BIG SATAN - Live in Cognito

First off, I gotta say that I prefer Tim Berne's live stuff to his studio work, although he still kicks ass in ANY setting. Some bands are just best experienced live and Tim Berne's groups are no exception. This isn’t BIG SATAN’s first live recording, but it’s definitely their best. Simply put, this fuckin' rocks out, balls to the wall.

Marc Ducret share's more compositional duties with Berne in BIG SATAN than other groups, but obviously drawing ideas from other Berne/Ducret-involved projects like Science Friction, as well as Bloodcount and Caos Totale, so a lot of that past has played a big part in shaping BIG SATAN's tunes. Tom Rainey doesn't contribute much to the tunes themselves, but he’s a vital player to shaping the BIG SATAN sound. He basically puts the "BIG" in BIG SATAN, providing much of the bottom end.

The music goes many places, from dark and spacious to dense and pummeling in others. Probably this is my favourite live album from Tim Berne since Bloodcount's 3-CD set "BLOODCOUNT UNWOUND". As always, awesome artwork from one of my faves, Stephen Byram (thanks for the comment on my blog : )))))

This is the NEW metal, motherfuckers.

SERGEI KURYOKHIN - DIVINE MADNESS

I first discovered Sergei Kuryokhin's music about 2 years ago. I was at a free jazz bar in Tokyo with my friend, who had heard his music before at this same bar. What came out of the speakers was unlike any other music I had ever heard. It was extremely odd, but refreshing to hear. It was totally unclassifiable. That particular CD was titled DON CARLOS. The music went in so many different unpredictable and bizarre directions, but always stayed tightly focused. The ensemble on this particular disc is Sergei's now legendary "Orkestr Pop-Mekhanika" (Popular Mechanics Orchestra) which he formed around 1984. The ever-changing project included musicians, bands and actors from Leningrad and Moscow, as well as from Europe, such as Vanessa Redgrave, "Akvarium" and Boris Grebenshchikov, "Kino" and Viktor Tsoy, "Igry", "Auktsion", Dzhungli", "Tri-O", Sergei Bugayev, even a Red Army Ensemble and many others. During "perestroika" under Mikhail Gorbachev, Kuryokhin was harshly attacked by the Communist Party ideologist Ligachev who called the Popular Mechanics show an "ideological and artistic jumble!"

Anyway, I have always been on the lookout for his CD's and had no luck until recently. I found Some Combinations of Fingers and Passion released on the Leo label a few months back, which is solo piano performances. The way he approaches any instrument, it seems, is by channeling everything into it. He just throws everything into his music. I've rarely heard playing so passionate and personal.

Just a few weeks ago, my firend in Tokyo pretty much discovered a gold mine of rare Sergei stuff, mostly on the Solyd label in Russia. So far, I've only listened to a few of these CD's, but they're all brilliant. Very odd but striking packaging. Some of the CD's come in jewel cases with a dayglo colored cardboard sleeve to house them in with a booklet of photos from the respective performances.

He also has a 4-CD box set on LEO called DIVINE MADNESS which contains the rare and long out of print titles: SUBWAY CULTURE, PIANO ZOOLOGICAL ELEMENTS, INTRODUCTION IN POP MECHANICS and POP MECHANICS NO.17. This is the next set I'd like to track down. These are all early works I believe.

Anyway, I urge any fan of avant-garde music to track down his music and wallow in the insanity. You'll be floored.

I'm too lazy to write my own biography so the following biography is taken from http://mitki.kulichki.net/recent/skiif/

"Sergey Kuryokhin, pianist, composer, band leader, actor, director and public figure died of cancer on July 9, 1996, at the age of 42. He first attracted public attention as jazz pianist, playing solo, with Vladimir Chekasin, Anatoly Vapirov and others. In the early 1980s, before he was allowed to travel outside the Soviet Union, his records published by Leo Records, as well as a number of TV programs made him one of the cult figures of the burgeoning Russian underground. In 1984 he formed Pop-Mechanika Orchestra - a band, a concept and a philosophy. The band, which could be anything from a modest trio to a full blown multimedia extravag anza complete with a full symphony, a brass band, a rock group, a circus, a zoo, a gypsy singer, and whatever else his fantasy could bring up at the moment, subsequently toured most of the world. Sergey Kuryokhin's discography counts more than 40 LPs and CDs, he composed music for dozens of films worldwide. His importance however stretches beyond his documented legacy. He was most known and valued as a tireless catalyst of artistic life, as a creative force which united and formed the artistic community, as one of the strongest and most vital voices of a rev olutionary era, the era which transformed the stagnant Soviet Union into new, yet unknown, but vibrant Russia.

Walls all over the world are coming down: cultural, physical and intellectual. As was the Pop-Mechanika Orchestra, the SKIIFestival will be of an interdisciplinary nature. Thus it is rather a Feast of Arts: the Festival stages will host Baroque, Classical , Jazz, Free Improvisation, Rock, Dance, Film, Theater & Poetry."

Recommended links:
http://www.kuryokhin.ru/skif_e.php
http://www.kuryokhin.ru/
http://www.discogs.com/artist
http://www.raig.ru/kuriokhin.asp

Ivan's Childhood

Awesome. I've been waiting for Criterion to release this. It's finally coming out as a special edition. This is Andrei Tarkovsky's first feature film. This is a great film from a director who was in full bloom by the time he made his first feature film. This is one of the most unforgettable depictions of how a kid deals with wartime. Goddamn genius! Check it out. it's coming out in July this year. One of my absolute faves.

and the MOTHER OF THE YEAR award goes to...

...whoever the stupid bitch was that left this kid outside in his stroller outside a record store. I was at King Kong records, noticed that this kid was sleeping, but no mom or dad in sight. OK. I was in the store for about 20-30 minutes, came back out, the kid still out like a light, but no one watching him. I just wonder what kind of fuckstick leaves their kid unattended for 30 minutes. In a pretty sketchy area too, Ame-Mura. I guess many people do recently. It seems to be the "in" thing to dump unborn babies in an empty toilet stall or garbage bin, or leave 3 year old kids home for 5 months by themselves. Fuck. If you don't want your kid, give it up for adoption. Don't bring up another little fucker with no manners to become another piece of shit just like you. Eat shit, mom. Then eat more shit.

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Tim Berne Mind Over Friction

In case you missed the originals, Tim Berne has re-issued the classic Science Friction studio and live album (originally released as "The Sublime And" in one nice package beautifully designed by Steve Byram on the Screwgun label.

This is one of my favorite projects from Tim Berne, the live stuff especially kicks ass. I think the standout track is "The shell Game" with some awesome slinky guitar playing, courtesy of Marc Ducret. Tom Rainey holds everything together as usual, in fine style. Anyhow, Don't pass it up a second time. For newbies to Tim Berne, this is as good a place to start as any.

Can't wait to hear the new torn+berne+rainey+taborn on ECM.

The Jesus Christ Action Figure™

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Discarded Bird

What kind of fucking moron just leaves a bird on the road with a note attched to it saying "Don't Pick It Up"? If you don't want your pet anymore, give it to someone, or take it to a pet shop. Or just let it free. Really swift thinking, dicksmack. You've just been added to my list of people who I wish horrible unspeakable deaths upon.

BOREDOMS Super Roots 9

My review of the much anticipated new Boredoms release will probably not settle with a lot of people, but I don't really give a shit. In short it's better than "Seadrum/House of Sun", but not much. There just isn't a whole lot to chew on here, it just seems like a drum practice with EYE fucking around over top of it, it doesn't really go in many interesting directions.

There's a lot of people who fucking worship this band, no matter what they do, and I don't understand why. The Boredoms used to FUCKING ROCK, but they seem to have lost their burn, with their peak being Super AE. I remember seeing them in June 1999 in Vancouver and that show was unforgettable. Let's hope some of the old shows will get a proper release someday

First of all. Great artwork. Packaging is nothing special though, like liquid filled puffy cases or deluxe screen printed jewel cases with cool inserts. The booklet is just loose inside an oversize jewel box, so the booklet slides around, which is kind of gay. Don't quite understand the reason for this. it just looks like a big mistake.

Anyway, this was recorded on Christmas Eve live at Roppongi in Tokyo. Opens up with Christmas bells, then goes into a keyboard drone that sounds like a chorus from a Christmas carol with more layered Christmas bells and cymbals washing over it. This builds for about 4 or 5 minutes with the kick drums coming in gradually faster and faster. Around the 6 minute mark, the drums really start to kick in, building to a nice tempo, very reminiscent of "Shine In Shine On" from Super AE. The drumming is awesome, but I don't know, the Boredoms just ain't the Boredoms without the presence of Seichi Yamamoto's guitar, I guess that's why they changed their name to Voordoms. Duh!!! Anyway, the keyboards are pretty cheesy and they actually get on my nerves after awhile.

After around the 13-minute mark, the tempo changes and EYE starts screaming a bunch of shit with a lot of echo on it. Things start getting a little more interesting from here on in, with EYE doing some DJ-ing over the drums. Note, I said a "little" more interesting, not that much. It slows down, it speeds up, pretty much keeping the same keyboard progression throughout. The last 10 minutes builds to a somewhat unsatisfying climax, kind of like when you're jerking off sometimes, and you don't shoot it very far, it just sort of dribbles out or just hits your belly button.

Final verdict: The new Boredoms is pretty BORING overall. Don't waste your money, go grab Super Roots 3, 5 or Super AE, or anything for that matter, pre-Super AE. Or better yet, if you want to hear some real heavy psych rock, grab Mainliner's "Mellow Out" or some early Fushitsusha, the 4 albums on the Tokuma label being my favorites.

My introduction to the strange and wonderful world of Dusan Makavejev

I'd never heard of Yugoslavian director Dusan Makavejev until I heard that Criterion is going to be releasing 2 of his films, "WC: Mysteries of the Organism" from 1971 and "Sweet Movie" from 1975. After reading the descriptions and reading a few mixed reviews, I have to say I was pretty curious so I thought I'd see if I could find any torrents of his stuff and luckily I found 3 of his films, the 2 mentioned above and another titled "Man is Not A Bird" from 1966.

I'll start with MAN IS NOT A BIRD which is Makavejev's 1st feature film. The title refers to a hypnotist who makes people act like birds. The plot centers around an engineer named Jan (Janez Vrhovec), who travels to eastern Serbia to help out in a copper factory on some expert job. He falls in love with a young hairdresser in whose house he is boarding. As you will find out, the consequences of that relationship become very dire, especially after her parents catch them after being away from the house for a week. To make things even more complicated, Raika hooks up with a scummy truck driver dude while Jan is accepting an award for his stellar work ethic, angering Jan, her parents, and just about everyone. I've read that a lot of people find this "slow-going" or "boring" One of the reasons I love it is because of the dark and gloomy atmosphere it creates of the desolate Yugoslav world which is very, especially significant since the destruction of that world. In some ways this reminds me of Tarkovsky's "The steamroller and the violin" in atmosphere, I don't know why.

Next up is SWEET MOVIE, definitely my favorite film of the 3. It's kind of an inter-cut story of two women: a nearly-mute beauty queen who descends into withdrawal and madness, and another who captains a ship laden with candy and sugar, luring men and boys aboard for sex, death, and revolutionary talk. The beauty queen passes from a wealthy (and crazy) husband whose honeymoon delight is to urinate on her, to a muscular keeper who punches her, stows her in a suitcase, and ships her to Paris, to a lip-synching rock idol with whom she has a love spasm, to an Austrian commune complete with a banquet of vomit, urine, feces, chopped dildos, and wet nurses. Some of the antics are just retarded and you can't help but laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. By the end of the movie, the girl who almost has a nervous breakdown does a fucked-up ad for a chocolate company (????) which is one of the sexiest scenes in the film, she's basically swimming in the shit. If you like "GREASER'S PALACE" by Robert Downey Senior, you should watch this. I gotta comment on the music. Some of it's quite strange, some indeed interesting, but all of it very pleasant. Without it the film wouldn't work half as well. I'd like to seek out the soundtrack for this actually.

My least favorite of the 3 films is MYSTERIES OF THE ORGANISM. Like SWEET MOVIE, this is indeed also a very dense film that cuts up footage of a primary plot of two young Yugoslavian girls, one a politico and the other a sexpot, and an affair with a visiting Russian skater. Mixing metaphors of Russia's relationship with Yugoslavia, intercut with footage and interviews with Wilhelm Reich and Al Goldstein of Screw magazine. The film applies Reich's theories of Orgone energy and analogies of Stalinism as a form of Freudian sexual repression. This was banned in Yugoslavia shortly after it was made. I don't know much about Dr. Wilhelm Reich or the subject of "Orgone Energy" or am I very interested in the theories to begin with and maybe that's why I didn't enjoy this film as much as the others. Reich was regarded by many as a "mad scientist" who died in prison for what he believed in. His ideas are too heavy on the psycho-sociological aspects and way too scientific at times so they are pretty hard for a dumb NB white boy like me to grasp. Regardless, this is still a very visually interesting film and I recommend giving it a view.

I look forward to seeing more...

Fuck You, You Fuckin Fuck!

Many of you probably already know that Michael Jackson lost his fucking mind many years ago. I don't have to tell you about all the strange things he's pulled in the last few years. Does he fuck kids? I don't know, I wouldn't doubt it though. Actually I don't really care. What you may NOT know however is that quite a number of his Japanese fans paid 400,000 yen just to go to an lavish event in Tokyo last week. The 400 snicker dicks who showed up were mainly diehard fans, and a bunch of orphans and gimps who were invited free. All this included was a buffet dinner, a show featuring several Japanese Michael Jackson impersonators and a chance to meet, greet and take photos with the ugly fuck. He didn't even perform.

OK, you tell me. Is that not fucking crazy? The people that paid that much money for that should be force-fed their own shit for a week straight, then have Michael's plastic surgeon have a crack at them. OK. Thriller's a great fucking pop record, but who wants to have anything to do with this smurf fucker now? Forget Michael. He's dead.

EVIL MOISTURE/HANATARASH - Fatanarchy On Airtube

Wow! You don't know how heppy I am to see this finally released. This is the long-awaited collaboration between Yamatsuka EYE and Evil Moisture, who I've never heard before, but from checking out the website, it looks like very early EYE-inspired fuckery. Forget picking up the OOIOO remix crap. This is the old EYE that I love delivering the noise and fuckedness, reminds me very much of Hanatarash 2.

I couldn't find a jpg of the cover,so I just stole some artwork from the Evil Moisture site which will give you an idea of how messed up it is. It's very similiar to EYE's older collage work. Check out the site here.

All I gotta say is go get it. It's limited to 500 copies. It's worth the price of admission just to hear their rendition of Survivor's Eye of the Tiger.

Here's the track titles, which are gold:

1. Atomichy in the LSD
2. Sleepwalking guaide book at Ohio
3. Antatack for sexpeople
4. Punk Yappie cutting tree
5. Fuckzotika
6. Ongaloo trackin'
7. Musica Club
8. Green Egg and Yellow Ham
9. Subatomic Party
10. UFOFF
11. Eat 'em used gum
12. Bonus Beats by DJ 100% Off
13. Bar Time with Eno
14. Fingertip Believer
15. Ever Mind the Overdosing
16. Plactice Youth
17. Fatanarchy on Airtube
18. Espimo
19. Bank Punks/Noise Bank
20. DJ Save Ear 50% Of21.My Superzone
21. Sonic Bonus
22. Bunch of Flash Food
23. Be Airport
24. Box Rok
25. Alphabetical Ray
26. Ultra Choice
27. Jawwalkin'
28. Eye of the Hanatarash
29. Banky Atmosphere

TOP 10 Snacks of all Time

1. Bits n Bites (the fucking boo yah)
2. Humpty Dumpty Party Mix
3. Frito's BBQ Corn Chips
4. Kara Mucho (from Japan)
5. Dorito's (any flavor, but cheese is still my fave)
6. Blue Diamond Smokehouse almonds
7. Cheez-It Snack Mix
8. Snyder's Pretzels
9. Ringolos (any flavor)
10. Sour Cream and Chives Crackers

FAST FOOD NATION (the movie)

What can I say? I had high expectations for this film, but it was one of the most boring films I've ever seen. I usually love Richard Linklater, especially SLACKER and DAZED AND CONFUSED, but this just sucks. If you've seen the trailer, you've seen the whole fucking film, so save your money.

There is no plot, just lots of crap info that I already know. The movie only has two ideas really. One is that Mexican immigrants are being injured, sexually harassed and otherwise mistreated in meatpacking plants (though the movie points out that they're getting paid 30 times what they'd earn back home, where working conditions are less safe).Boo Hoo, it's nothing I don't already know.

The other is that traces of shit can get end up getting mixed in with our burgers. "We all have to eat a little s - - t from time to time," is how Bruce Willis puts it. But about halfway through, the movie loses interest in that subject, since the bacteria are killed in the cooking process. And what are we supposed to eat if we don't want E. coli in our food - spinach? If you eat, you eat germs. No big fucking deal. If you don't like fast food, don't fucking eat it.

The film begins with Greg Kinnear (an actor I've never really liked) as an exec at the fast food chain "Mickey's" who wanders around Colorado asking questions about where his burgers are coming from. There's quite a few famous actors including Bruce Willis, Ethan Hawke, Kris Kristofferson but they just do a few stupid cameos.

I can't imagine author Eric Schlosser approving this film. I know it's based very loosely on the book of the same name, but don't bother with the movie, just read the book. The book is great.