Many of you probably already know that Michael Jackson lost his fucking mind many years ago. I don't have to tell you about all the strange things he's pulled in the last few years. Does he fuck kids? I don't know, I wouldn't doubt it though. Actually I don't really care. What you may NOT know however is that quite a number of his Japanese fans paid 400,000 yen just to go to an lavish event in Tokyo last week. The 400 snicker dicks who showed up were mainly diehard fans, and a bunch of orphans and gimps who were invited free. All this included was a buffet dinner, a show featuring several Japanese Michael Jackson impersonators and a chance to meet, greet and take photos with the ugly fuck. He didn't even perform. OK, you tell me. Is that not fucking crazy? The people that paid that much money for that should be force-fed their own shit for a week straight, then have Michael's plastic surgeon have a crack at them. OK. Thriller's a great fucking pop record, but who wants to have anything to do with this smurf fucker now? Forget Michael. He's dead.
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