Monday, June 05, 2006

Seven Samurai remake!?

Oh No. Someone told me this and I thought they were lying until I researched it myself. This is just terrible terrible news. KUROSAWA will be rolling over in his grave. Get this. They even changed the title to "SAMURAI 7", how original. George Clooney's gonna be in it? F'kin c'mon. . ... this remake shit has got to stop.

Also being remade is THE GREAT ESCAPE and THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE. What's next? Jesus, why don't they just remake BACK TO THE FUTURE while they're at it? It's not too soon is it? Kevin Spacey can play Marty. How about Indiana Jones? Cast Leonardo diCRAPIO as Indy. How bout a STAR WARS remake? Tom Cruise can play Luke and Reese Witherspoon can play Princess Leia. Celine Dion should be hired to do the soundtrack.

I wish these overly ambitious, shitty producers and "directors" (if you can call them that) would fuck off and stop flooding the market with pointless remakes. Get some new ideas for chrissake.

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