I saw this cat near my wife's office. It's there all the time. Waiting. Watching. Sleeping. Cats seem to be able to sleep anywhere, doesn't matter whether it's a pile of shit, on top of a stove, someones's face, TV, under a car. Dogs can't do that, they have to have their favorite blanket, or their gay little doghouse. You don't see so many cats being dressed in gay clothes by their owners either. Y'know why? Because if you try to put that crap on them, they'll scratch you to death. Dogs, on the other hand, being the obedient robots they are, let their owners do it willingly. "HA HA HA, look at that dog with the stupid coat!!!" the cats say sneeringly. Any cat that can sleep in the menu display without asking is OK in my book. Their day is coming, mark my words...
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